Thanks for rejecting my friend request on facebook. We work together, we see one another 5 days a week. Now every time I see you in the office, in person, I feel like you're always thinking, 'Why would you try to add me on facebook?!', while I'm thinking 'I wonder if she knows that I know she rejected it...' AWKWARD!

I didn't think you'd deny it because you have everyone else from work on your list! We have 12 mutual friends, all co workers! Why did you have an issue with having ME on there?! I did nothing wrong.

If you didn't really want to be my friend, then hide me from your newsfeed and delete me if one of us parts from the company, but for Gawd's sake accept the damn friend request!! Fuck, why do you want this awkwardness in real life?! I've even changed my opinion about you-- you'll accept everyone else's friend request but mine! You clearly don't like me, but knowing this now I don't like you anymore! —Friend request UNACCEPTED