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Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Dear Mr. Prime Minister

Posted on Tue, Oct 27, 2015 at 4:00 AM

Congratulations on your first week without a scandal. You are new so I am looking forward to many months without a scandal. What my advise? PIck your scandals insteas of having your scandals pick you. For example, if the PMO gets caught returning stolen taypayer money, don't be a boring twit with an 80k scandal, I suggest that you go for the jugular. I suggest that you attempt to pay back the 49 million dollars that the last Liberal gov stole. Actually there was a lot more stolen but 49 million is still unrecovered. Mr. Primie Ministerr please show that you are a man of integrity, and return that money. If you do so, I garantee you that i will be voting for you next time. In fact I think you might win over 200 seats next time —Show us that you are ready