To a certain family member who makes Christmas stockings in her spare time. You asked around, wondering who wanted a home-made stocking. When I requested you make one for my boyfriend, you snarkily asked me if we would even still be together by the time the stocking was finished. Then you flat out refused to make it because apparently it was a waste of time and yarn, making him one when he soon won't even be in the picture! Wow, what an pessimist you are! I know you say this because I've had a history of short lived relationships, but after meeting so many frogs, I finally found my Prince. We have been together for almost two years now. What, don't have your own man to make a stocking for? Dried up prune who can't even do a good deed for me at Christmas. Fuck you! —Don't need your stocking anyway