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Tuesday, March 29, 2016

The Irony of Steam

Posted on Tue, Mar 29, 2016 at 4:00 AM

The highlight of my week is my steam on Friday night. Increasingly each week more and more ignorant hillbillies are ruining it by opening the door to the steam room, sticking their fat heads in venting out all the steam exclaiming with amazement “Oh boy! It’s really hot in here!”. Or worse, fan the door to “cool” it down while trying to decide if you want to go in because YOU DON’T LIKE HEAT!?. What part of the concept of a steam room do you find difficult to comprehend? There is a severe shortage of steam rooms in the HRM and it’s the only place to calm my Slavic soul. —Andrey