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Friday, June 3, 2016

Go fuck yourself time

Posted on Fri, Jun 3, 2016 at 4:00 AM

"Hey, I have an idea: Let's make go-time even less user friendly!"
"But how?"
"Simple, use an even less human-sounding voice that is clearly recorded through a tin-can phone. Also, every sign number is routed to a single number, where you then have to reenter the number you just fucking dialed!"
"You're doing the lord's work." —Transit fuckee