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Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Old Eagle Boy

Posted on Tue, Jun 14, 2016 at 4:00 AM

So your poor eagle statue was stole. My question is who the hell carries a seven million dollar statue in their backpack? Then we find out the decoy statue was stolen as well. Goddamn you must be stupid to carry both of them at the same time. Its called a decoy for a reason. I'm left with the opinion your a show off. True, you didn't deserve to be robbed but damn you're dumb. I guess the best part is you offer a ten thousand dollar reward. That just furthers my opinion on how stupid you are. —Paul