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Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Fire and Meter

Posted on Tue, Jun 21, 2016 at 4:00 AM

A polite bitch being sent to those
Who call the firepersons to bring the hose
To a backyard fire in the neighbourhood
Amidst the rich scent of smoke and wood
But, wait. This fire is completely legal!
Should this situation be left unpenal?
Perhaps city council should consider the fall
To be on the individuals who made the initial call
—Rational human being