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Tuesday, June 28, 2016

An everything bagel with a side of obliviousness to go please!

Posted on Tue, Jun 28, 2016 at 4:00 AM

To the gentleman at a certain coffee and doughnut shop this morning, I'll bet it never occurred to you that someone else -namely the person who ordered immediately before you- could possibly have the SAME order as yourself. I'll also also bet that it never even crossed your mind that the order you shoved a small woman in a pink shirt out of the way for, might not have been yours. So sir! I'll work on becoming a solid mass of rock so as to not be so easily shoved aside again, while you blissfully enjoy my toasted everything bagel with cream cheese. Have a nice, completely unaware of the people around you day, buddy! —Guess I wasn't fast enough