To the gentleman at a certain coffee and doughnut shop this morning, I'll bet it never occurred to you that someone else -namely the person who ordered immediately before you- could possibly have the SAME order as yourself. I'll also also bet that it never even crossed your mind that the order you shoved a small woman in a pink shirt out of the way for, might not have been yours. So sir! I'll work on becoming a solid mass of rock so as to not be so easily shoved aside again, while you blissfully enjoy my toasted everything bagel with cream cheese. Have a nice, completely unaware of the people around you day, buddy!
—Guess I wasn't fast enough