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Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Don't call me an asshole

Posted on Tue, Jul 5, 2016 at 4:00 AM

On Thursday June 28 you called me a fucking asshole, you fucking asshole. You screamed at me that cyclists belong on the road, not the sidewalk. I 100% agree with you, you piece of scum. But it was the Armdale rotary at rush hour, and dying at the hands of a moron driver such as yourself wasn’t on my to do list for that day. I was biking home from a pleasant day at work and you turned my smile upside down. I hope your car explodes next time you’re zooming around the roundabout, uselessly yelling at people, and just as you’re on the brink of death a cyclist who happened to be on the sidewalk saves your life. Fuck you. —You're the asshole