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Wednesday, November 30, 2016

The Coast Sucks!

How hard is it to check e-mails?

Posted on Wed, Nov 30, 2016 at 4:00 AM

In the comedy events section of The Coast every week something is listed that DOESN'T EXIST. People in the comedy community have e-mailed the listings e-mail and talked directly to writers and editors about this AND IT STILL FUCKING HAPPENS. All they do is tell us to submit the correct listings and they'll fix it but they never do. How fucking hard is it? —I Use The Coast to Line My Cat's Litter Box

Animal kingdumb

Misguided bread-toting Samaritan

Posted on Wed, Nov 30, 2016 at 4:00 AM

To the well-meaning lady emptying at least four bags of lush Italian-style bread onto the ground by the former Spring Garden branch public library with pigeons swarming her: please DON'T encourage the damn things. They are feathered vermin. Even dry bread still makes great toast, bread pudding, croutons or grilled cheese sandwiches. I'm sure the local food bank would've welcomed your four loaves of slightly dry bread. —Feed People Not Vermin

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Kids these days

Open letter to my favorite toys-for-me store.

Posted on Tue, Nov 29, 2016 at 4:00 AM

In order to improve your lego display, please consider the following: - you have stocked too many lego sets in the $89 and higher price. I have a hard time convincing my mom to buy these. sets in the $25-$45 ranges are easier to ask for. It's not all that difficult, just put less parts in each box then price accordingling - I have a lego catalog and I browse the lego websites. For a major store, I find your selection is old. Only 1 of the 5 new sets are available at your store. - $15 lego sets. I have many uncles, aunts, grand parents, etc. They would love to buy me a $15 lego set, but not a $89 set. Your shelves are in the $15 section are full, but there are only 2 different sets. See the problem with this? —father repeating his son's concerns to you

Getting around

Corner of sackville and South Park street

Posted on Tue, Nov 29, 2016 at 4:00 AM

I am starting to loose count of how many times I've almost been hit by a car when I have my right of away AKA the little walking man signal. Where the fuck are you going that is so important and urgent that you can't pay attention, clearly I have time to look at my surroundings since I've avoided being hit numerous times. Drivers wake the hell up and get it together!!!!!!!!!! —Angry pedestrian lady throwing her hands in the air

People are the worst

Open letter to all downtown Halifax panhandlers

Posted on Tue, Nov 29, 2016 at 4:00 AM

Please stop pestering me every 20 feet along SG Road as I go about my errands. Please stop preaching a righteous sermon at me when I tell you in no certain terms to f*** off or bugger off, telling me I should go to church and clean up my language. I did NOT give you permission to accost me, speak to me, or extort money from me. What especially enrages and disgusts me is your cynical misogynist assumption that it's lone women who are the most easily intimidated and separated from their cash. Not this woman, buddy!!! I'm not bothering YOU, so please stop harassing ME. —Get a job pushing a broom, already

The Coast Sucks!

How the eff do I read Dan Savage on The Coast Mibile Site

Posted on Tue, Nov 29, 2016 at 4:00 AM

I always just end up googling it because I can never seem to navigate to Savage Love from the mobile site. Wtf... —Can U Correct Krazyness??

Monday, November 28, 2016

Getting around

#52 Rider

Posted on Mon, Nov 28, 2016 at 2:22 PM

What the hell is Metro Transit thinking sticking a driver in training (or being tested-not really sure which) during rush hour traffic?! The #52 was over 20 minutes behind schedule this morning heading into Burnside! Thanks for making me work extra time this week to make up for your bad decision. —angry rider

The Coast Sucks!

Gimme More

Posted on Mon, Nov 28, 2016 at 2:16 PM

So what, you haven't received any bitches since 4am on Nov 25? Is your staff full of millenial slackers???? —Do you want me as a regular reader????

Friday, November 25, 2016

Getting around

Dear douchebag drivers

Posted on Fri, Nov 25, 2016 at 4:00 AM

Hello douchebag drivers of HRM—I am the driver in front of you who refuses to cave to your tailgating pressure and general douchebag driving habits. Two can play that game, and the more of a douche you are, the more I act like a douche to piss you off. Driving on my rear end on the 102 at 120+ kilometres per hour will only increase my douche level to match yours—namely, I'll follow the posted speed limit and make you do the same. If I was the one genuinely holding you up I would move, but guess what? You and I aren't the only two drivers during rush hour, and if I moved you'd be stuck behind the person I'm stuck behind instead of you being stuck behind me. So get over yourself, it ain't happening! —Choosing When To Be A Douche, Since 1997

Customer service

PAY ATTENTION TO THE STORE HOURS

Posted on Fri, Nov 25, 2016 at 4:00 AM

They're in the window. It shows when we open and WHEN WE CLOSE. Those morons who come in at five to close are the stupidest people in the world and it would make my day if one of them choked on their sandwich right there. At least an ambulance would get you and your friends out faster. —People Hater