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Friday, August 18, 2017

Security Dicks

Posted By on Fri, Aug 18, 2017 at 10:00 AM

It sounds like a line from Trailer Park Boys, but the ASSHOLE that gave my friend from out of town a parking ticket at 7am couldn't be satisfied with just leaving the ticket and moving on…but sat his bald ego in his pretend cop car and waited for her to come back and leave. But that wasn't good enough for this dickhead. She gets in her car, takes a few seconds to get her seatbelt on while he sits in his little truck and starts shaking his fist at her. And even then this loser trying to act tough gets out, walks up to her window and hollers at her again. I did security, and these companies don't give a shit about anybody…just quotas, and acting hard…they love to hire wannabe cops and dicks who like to throw around fake authority. Half of these idiots brag about how their training is the same as cops…fuckin losers. Honestly, they wrote over 600 parking tickets this year to 200 and some last year. These companies are taking the city for every dime they can. As for this bald shit head? Well…I better not see you out somewhere with out your oh so powerful uniform on. —Security Companies Suck Ass