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Monday, May 21, 2018

Posted By on Mon, May 21, 2018 at 9:30 AM

I don’t like dogs. There, I said it. Most stink, they are animals after all, they shed, drool and use the outdoors as a bathroom. But what’s worse than dogs are idiot dog people. People who bring dogs into malls, doctors offices and around my children. I don’t want your stinky, dirty dog sniffing my children, jumping on them  or rubbing their bodies on them my son is severely allergic to dogs...why are dogs now in doctors offices, libraries and the malls...they are not people. Keep your dogs at home or outdoors where they belong. —Dogs Go Away

Friday, May 18, 2018

Posted By on Fri, May 18, 2018 at 1:49 PM

If you would like your bus to be on time, don't be a part of the problem that causes delays! There are clear instructions posted everywhere in the bus to EXIT AT THE REAR DOOR. Each time a passenger exits at the front, it makes the people wanting to get on the bus have to wait. Also, DON'T STAND IN THE REAR DOORWAY!  This, naturally, does not pertain to the elderly, mothers with strollers and handicapped passengers. —Rolling My Eyes

Friday, May 11, 2018

Posted By on Fri, May 11, 2018 at 3:30 PM

You walked into our office like you owned the place, and when your EI claim was denied (because you think seasonal workers are somehow exempt from looking for work and are entitled to EI) you proceeded to blame the new Canadians in our office for stealing your jobs who were simply there to get a SIN. Yes by', the doctor from India and the engineer from Brazil are stealing your janitorial jobs (that you don't even want). Give me a fucking break and go get a clue. —Enraged By Idiots

Posted By on Fri, May 11, 2018 at 9:56 AM

Without a doubt, the worst experience I've had eating out in Halifax. I had to send my eggs back twice because they were hard not poached, and was refused a third egg with no apology. The server did her best, but the cook was clearly not interested in providing me with a satisfactory meal.

She then came out and proceeded to shout at me for asking for another egg. She was rude and aggressive and refused to apologize, give me a discount or acknowledge that anything was wrong. She stormed back into the kitchen and I never received another egg, despite waiting 20 minutes for it. She clearly had no intention of replacing it and just wanted me to wait to prove some sort of childish point.

By this point, I was not willing to pay for the meal. The cook shouted at me again. I told her she couldn't treat customers that way. I left a tip for the server (who has my sympathies) and walked out. Never going there again. —Egg Lover

Thursday, May 10, 2018

Posted By on Thu, May 10, 2018 at 11:35 AM

Hey dog walkers: The point behind doggy bags is that they give you a sanitary way to move your dog's shit from point A, the ground, to point B, which is a fucking trash can. You are skipping a crucial step if you bag it up and just leave it on the ground. This goes double if you're walking in the woods, a place where all kinds of other varmints are taking unbagged dumps on a regular basis. In that case you can kindly just take a stick and flick it off the trail so I don't put my boot in it. If you're a die-hard turd bagger and you just have to do it, fucking take it with you and throw it out, don't wrap it in neon plastic and then just artfully display it in a tree fork. At that point you're pretty much just playing with poop. —Can't Believe People Can't Figure This Out


Wednesday, May 9, 2018

Posted By on Wed, May 9, 2018 at 12:21 PM

Imagine my disappointment when I finally notice the scrape and dent on my beloved Stanley David Suzuki. Don’t get me wrong here, Stan is definitely a lemon. But that’s not the point. The point is that you ran into him and didn’t even leave a note. Who does that? Have we no common courtesy anymore? I’m not as mad about the damage as I am saddened my the fact that someone wouldn’t even think to leave a note at least saying sorry. I do recall seeing a super awkward hipster looking guy at the meter behind me when I got back to my car earlier today. If this was you, I’m really disappointed in you because you actually looked sort of wholesome. If not, sorry I thought you were kind of awkward. —Would Always Leave A Note

Monday, May 7, 2018

Posted By on Mon, May 7, 2018 at 10:14 AM

To the rental company and manager that treats tenants like dog poop and omits info from their landlords, I hope you step in a really smelly turd today. One day you might realize that some tenants are also landlords who will never use your company.  Get a hobby...and maybe a new career. —Tenant and Landlord With A Bigger Brain Than Yours