This isn't so much of a Bitch but more of a friendly, tired shout-out: If it's past midnight, you should probably turn your bass down. I love your friendly, local nature, but it was two in the morning before the band closed up—which the whole block could hear from their beds, the music amplification shaking their eyeballs. I know, 'cause that's where I was, dreading that I had to be up soon with only three hours of sleep. If we want to keep up this Sesame Street vibe our neighbourhood has, then please TURN DOWN THE BASS!
—I guess that makes me Oscar the Grouch, huh?