Stop being stupid!
—Daddy

I'm an avid commuter and recreational cyclist, and my bitch is about a cyclist. I'm in my car, going north on Windsor Street, at around 3:50pm. As most of you know, Windsor Street has a cycling lane. All of a sudden, a cyclist comes careening down the centre of the road, going south, and takes off the passenger side outside read view mirror of a white SUV as he zooms by. I couldn't believe it. No wonder drivers get irate! Not to mention the cyclist could easily have lost control, flipped and landed straight into my windshield and fallen in front of me as I ran into him, as I was just feet back when it happened. These dare devil incidents where lives are endangered should be prosecuted. I hope the SUV driver reports it. Granted, cyclists often do things like riding on the sidewalk but if they dismount in the presence of a pedestrian, (considering there isn't adequate cycling infrastructure) that shouldn't be ticketed. But it's always a few that give the activity a bad name—and this guy today did a lot of damage in that respect.
—Careful cyclist

Yesterday I drove 40 minutes from Halifax to Dartmouth and two people cut out in front of me. I honked and was ignored, then at my destination I had to honk again when another driver went to back out of a parking area and didn't look and see me. Do you like raised insurance and wrecking other people's vehicles? Look where you're going and stop trying to put your own needs ahead of others'.
—Scared to drive in this fricking city

You were bullying an elderly and disabled man by yelling at him when he parked crookedly in a handicapped parking spot and you assumed that he took up 2 parking spots (he didn't—he was right on the line). I called you a dickhead because you are that and apparently also a parking monitor of a giant public parking area.
—Don't see your company the same way

I just went through the your coffee chain's drive through. When I ordered, I said that I had a refillable cup. (I'd bought one of your brand's reusable cups to lessen the amount of garbage I create). Your advertising encourages its customers to do this, and even offers a 10-cent-per-cup discount to those who bring their own.
When I got to the pick up window, I saw the server dump my coffee from a regular paper cup into my travel cup and then throw out the paper cup. When I asked her why she was doing that, she told me that this was what she had been trained to do.
So much for my pathetic attempt to do the right thing. Coffee shop, you need to check your integrity.
—Caffeinated conundrum

To the person who took the dog on the bus the other day: Does the driver know you? I thought there were rules that animals needed to be secured in an appropriate carrier. There was no evidence that you needed a seeing eye dog. As somebody who is pathologically afraid of dogs and finds them noisy, smelly and demand too much attention, why did you get such an exception to the rules?
—Not a dog person

...let me cross the fucking street! The bus is coming!
—Robie at May

Hello brothers/sisters/in between/up above/however you identify as. Don't do yoga with the girl you're dating unless you've already farted around one another. Peace be with you,
—Another name for a gamble

Your damn dog escaped and ran amok through my backyard where I was weeding this morning, scaring the hell out of me, and I yelled at you to remove him 'cos you were breaking the law. Yet again animal owners need to be reminded that your animal is NOT entitled to do what it wants and your animal running loose is illegal (by-law A-700). To you, he's an adorable "member of the family." To me, he's an animal with teeth and claws that can inflict injury and property damage.
And teach your cats to crap in an effing litter box and NOT in my garden beds that I have slaved over! I'm sick of the shit, stink, and flies. It shows such disrespect and contempt for neighbours who live quietly and don't bother anyone. There needs to be a public awareness campaign by HRM so animal owners can't claim ignorance of by-law A-700. Moreover, the onus of law enforcement should not be on ordinary citizens. "Complaint-driven," my arse! What are we paying you salaried by-law officers and cops for?
—Peaceable gardener

The pressure of catching the elevator at the airport parkade must've plugged your narcissitic ears. I said excuse me, but you were so focused in controlling your wife and kids you didn't hear me. The light brush of my bag makes you bitch to me that I should have excused myself. You're lucky your kids were there.
I heard your son say "stop." Another day; your time will come sooner or later.
—No excuses