To whoever jacked my Blundstones
Posted
By
Team Coast
on Tue, Feb 19, 2019 at 11:23 AM
I left a pair of grey blundstones in the back of a cab on Valentine's Day. This was my fault. After many calls to the cab company, I was told that the driver checked and was unable to find them. These are my only shoes, which I wear year round. So, to whoever took my beloved blunnies: I hope they give you blisters. They're flecked with orange paint so you'd better believe I'll be checking out every grey blunnie I come across.
—One broken heart and two cold feet