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Thursday, September 5, 2019
I just had a cheat day from my diet and boy, was it a mistake. After clean eating for a few weeks, I bought a bag of potato chips. OMG what a sodium bomb! I feel my blood pressure rising with every bite. Why is there so much sodium in everything these days? I bought cheesies and sour cream & bacon chippies, but I can barely stomach them! They taste toxic. Food companies need to lower the salt in their products—it's getting ridiculous. It's not even palatable!
—Could Only Eat 10 Chips!
—Could Only Eat 10 Chips!
Thursday, August 15, 2019
Wow. Just wow! What a clinical narcissist you are, princess! So you make a 3D ass out of yourself and we're supposed to care why? I watched your insipid video, but sorry, Hon, the driver was right! I'm a parent, and a responsible one. Your daughter's head was at seat level in that ridiculous toy! What the hell is wrong with you? Seems the driver cared more about your child than you did.
Get on a commercial flight and pull this shit! There's no difference. Seems you have a problem with a simple request to properly seat a child for safety's sake. Shame on you!!!
—Let's Hear It For Parent Of The Year: The Oscar Goes To…
Get on a commercial flight and pull this shit! There's no difference. Seems you have a problem with a simple request to properly seat a child for safety's sake. Shame on you!!!
—Let's Hear It For Parent Of The Year: The Oscar Goes To…
Wednesday, July 24, 2019
I was very disturbed to hear that a report by NBC News named cigarette butts as the single greatest source of ocean pollution—surpassing plastic straws. PLEASE, SMOKERS, DISPOSE OF THESE DISGUSTING THINGS PROPERLY!!!!!
—Butt Hater
—Butt Hater
Monday, July 15, 2019
Just because you are doing 120 and the right hand lane is doing 105 does not entitle you to stay in the left lane.
I flew up to your bumper at 160! You need to get the hell over. I am faster so therefore you are slower. —Pissed off and late
I flew up to your bumper at 160! You need to get the hell over. I am faster so therefore you are slower. —Pissed off and late
Tuesday, July 9, 2019
Animal kingdumb
Another bus bitch
Being Bold
Don't be a dick
Enjoy the show!
Etiquette, please
Flu bitchademic
For your health
Garbage people
Getting around
Grow up
WTF
You do you
Seriously? You believe the best place to pick at your fly bites and scabs is at the bus stop and on the bus? Not only were you picking—not scratching, but full on picking—your fly bites and scabs, but then you were wiping the blood onto your legs, arms and the bus seat. Come the hell on! How were you raised? No one wants to see that shit. It's disgusting. Then to top it all off you start sneezing with your yap wide open spreading your snot and spit all over the place for all to enjoy. Thanks so much for that. The topper to all of this was the huge wad of spit you graciously left on the side of the street before getting on the bus. Grow up and get some manners. I feel bad for whomever had to sit next to you on the bus.
—Wishing for some hand sanitizer
—Wishing for some hand sanitizer
Monday, May 27, 2019
It's getting warmer—and that means soon, all the stupid parents who let their kids play in traffic will be putting out their completely ineffective little "We love our kids please slow down" signs. This, in spite of the fact that many putting out such signs have massive, fully landscaped backyards where their spawn can safely play—and the fact that motorists in this city are known nation-wide for their shitty driving. Even the few good drivers can have trouble stopping in time if little Timmy ignores the calls of "Car!" and decides to keep chasing the hockey ball into the street regardless. Kids are stupid like that. It's not their fault but they are. So, let your kids play on your own goddamned property instead of sending them out the front door into the path of some dumbass doing 70 in a school zone.
—The street is not a playground
—The street is not a playground
Monday, April 1, 2019
You had a grip on the cigarette smoke. Now, we can't walk downtown without inhaling weed every breath we take. Your people are the opposite of cool, here. Open up some MJ Cafes as designated spots instead.
—Pew-pew-pew
—Pew-pew-pew
Tuesday, September 25, 2018
To the young scooter driver leaving the mall yesterday: Where did you learn to drive that bike? You're going to get yourself injured or killed—passing the cars waiting at the light, by driving up the yellow line, almost getting squeezed into the median as you turned because you were where you shouldn't be, and then passing cars along the curb side is dangerous. There are only two lanes!
—More patient driver
—More patient driver
Tuesday, September 18, 2018
People are urinating in the sinks of downtown coffee shops, apparently to conserve water. So you're washing your hands in a urinal, basically. Well, I guess it's for a good cause.
—Stinkydinkinsink
—Stinkydinkinsink
Monday, July 16, 2018
...you'll give a shit that there's no air conditioning in the kitchen. You know it's an issue. It's been as issue for the last three years. And you know it's fucking people up: I've told you myself—to your face and in writing—about the dizziness and vomitting from the heat. I don't give a fuck if the labour department doesn't have "a specific maximum" for how hot the kitchen can get. If your employees are getting sick from the heat, it's too fucking hot. Maybe next time I get so hot I have to puke, I'll make sure to do it in your nice, air-conditioned office. Maybe then you'll do something about it.
—Heat Stroke Waiting to Happen
—Heat Stroke Waiting to Happen