To the guy in the chicken suit who stands outside the Oasis and gives out free handshakes. First of all, good grip. Not too firm but not a dead fish either. Secondly, you are under appreciated my friend. Keep it up and don't let the eye rollers get to you. Its not you its them!

Someday I will get my Peter Griffin suit on and come pick a fight with you that goes on for a comically long time.

---Family Guy