Fuck, you just made this homo very happy. You had the wrong apartment but wanted ID to make sure I was who I claimed to be. Did my BDSM stuff catch your eye after you walked in? Glad to see we both use handcuffs on a daily basis.

Now, gotta ask - can I invite you over for some off-duty fun? The 15 minute whack off session to your mental images was great before heading back to work. Thanks!

---9th floor kinky fag