You work at Second Cup, and I frequently see you in a striped toque and adorably nerdy glasses. Fuck, I love you. You're so HONEST and friendly and efficient! I thought about it for a long time, and I don't even drink coffee, so I think you're the reason I go to Second Cup so often. Please don't change how you do things; I'd hate to be disenchanted.
---Mmm, Apple Cider