To the cop that gave me a speeding ticket for $395.50: Well my trial date was last week and it was definite I was going to lose four ridiculous points off my license for a period of two long years which means I couldn't even fart the wrong way or I'd lose my license. THANK YOU constable for not showing up. I don't know, maybe you had the shits that day and couldn't make it on time but you definitely made my day. Justice was definitely served.—Just a Hard-Working Halifax Guy with a Little Bit of a Lead Foot