Ten thousand thank-yous for offering us the "10% Poop Discount." We felt honored to be the first and possibly the last (timing is everything) customers to receive such a strange yet deserved discount. KAJ asked to use your non-public bathroom space, and you kindly obliged, not knowing that the current customer was dropping off a load that laid down the law in the most noxious way possible. Yes, KAJ survived her short washroom stint in your amazing store, but she did suffer through that toxic wasteland. It was brutal and inhumane. As we walked to the counter with our vinyl, you laughed, asked about KAJ's health and suggested that the bargain bin prices be applied. Why would we argue? We walked away with Jones, Joplin, Dylan and the Sadies at a deduced rate and that put our Friday Night Fever in perfect motion. You know how to keep us coming back for more. —MM & KAJ