This one's for the girl working in Scotia Square... I was eavesdropping on your story and you were kind enough to repeat it for me and it was so good I have to pay it forward...

Your African-American-Canadian friend gets payback on the condescending and bitchy staff at her tanning salon: she storms out in front of waiting customers claiming "You forget me in there; I went in as Jessica Alba and I'm leaving as Whoopi Goldberg!"

Your friend is a genius and your story made my week. May only good things happen to you both. Thank you. —Peppermint Mocha Frap