This goes out to all the ladies, young and old, who have some bush. And even if you don't, you are still fun things to be around.

Who really cares if your hair is long or short, or even bald, you are still the cutest thing that I, or any other male, have ever seen.

And if they say you aren't, then those guys are either liars, or pretty stupid. Smile, the world loves ya. —Life Sucks