Awww girl you are the best friend/partner in crime EVER!

I just wanted to tell you that, because I know you read this thang. Dont worry, if you wear the lampshade tomorrow night I will take care of you even if you get all surly-like haha and I will wear flats if I can find a pair (as an attempt) to reduce the chances of stumbliness. Then we can all eat garlic fingers with donair sauce and sing loudly/badly out my window. What's funner that that?

Anytime you call I will come running like Burt Reynolds xo —I peed on your floor a little bit...