G.I. Joe! Your not-so-subtle glances have, on occasion, made my day.

Thanks for the hours of endless amusement (both with & at you!) you’ve afforded my co-workers and I! As you prepare to depart Scotia Square and take up being a Real (Canadian) Hero elsewhere, know that you will be missed.

Please tell Googles that while his interest in me was flattering I fear he has a wandering eye, and things never could have worked out between us! —Red