I'm so sorry I was inconsiderate. I had no idea what that carpet meant to you, that it was a gift from your mom... I had no idea it was your carpet at all.

Excuses are beside the point. It doesn't matter now it's lost.

I feel horrible that I took it to Evolve. I sincerely pledge to do whatever it takes to make this up to you. I'm incredibly sorry. Please tell me what to do and I'll do it. I feel like the douche I am, that's for sure. You've been nothing but the nicest roommate all summer. You don't deserve this. —The other veggie in the house