I think you're absolutely hilarious. Your comments are funny, intelligent and to the point. I really appreciate your grammar and spelling. I also love the fact that when you say things it seems some take them the wrong way or don't get the sarcasm.

You seriously make this fun for me and I have a little internet crush on you :) —PFire

Thank you to the man in the van, who passed me on Wyse Road quite a while back and asked me if I was hungry when he saw me picking up cigarette butts while carrying my two backpacks.

I thought you would expect something, but all you did was give me $20.00 and be on your way, thank you for proving than A: not every man is a pervert.. & B: that some people genuinely do care and than humanity still exists. —Doing a lot better

To the lone sandwich artist on Fenwick on Monday night: It was crazy busy with all the students moving in, and even though there should have been way more staff working you did a great job serving everyone promptly, and with a smile on your face. You deserve a raise! —Hungry Haligonian

I do my best to keep things current, but there's times when things get busy on the job or when life gets in the way - like this past weekend when I was moving - when things don't appear as quickly as you (or I) would like.

I'd also like to thank the folks who keep their submissions anonymous, and follow the rules of the board. You rock the hardest, and make my days so much brighter.

To the folks who don't: work with me and I guarantee there's a good chance you'll get to see your posts. A really good chance, indeed. <3 —Maude

You make my heart melt everyday. You're amazing. I love you. —Running for home

This goes out to whoever turned in my iPod to the front desk at Nubody's in Clayton Park on Friday:

You could have easily kept it for yourself or sold it but you didn't! Thank you!

And to the front desk enforcer at the club this morning, thanks for the box of samples as well! What a great way to start the week! —Happy Monday!

Are all the things I want. I know you're fresh out of a relationship, so go have your fun, and let me know when you're ready for fun +. —Me

I'm sorry it all ended so shitty. —Me

I never order seafood chowder. Why did I here? Do I have a sixth sense? I wasn't expecting anything. I didn't know you won best chowder in Canada this year.

With such grace and tenderness were the lobster claw, scallops, haddock and salmon delicately steamed and positioned in a pool of cream, cajun spice, fresh basil and butter. How great thou art! —EpicuriousAphrodite

The blueberries you sold me this morning were fantastic. Also, I have the biggest crush on you, but I think you know that by now. —Back next week