Another love shout out to Senior Ivan-of-the-Dead (or whatever he's calling himself these days): I found the book!

Thanks to Life Sucks for the cool umbrella: a little 1 1/2" pipe and a bucket full of sand did the trick, and to Marmiteman, I haven't gotten anyone to help yet in picking up the table and chairs... if you still have them, I still want them.

Sorry it's taking me so long! You guys are awesome! This is why I love LTWBB! Anger, humour and helpfulness in easy one-stop shopping! —TheBlackRose