Dearest K, you're actually my favourite!! I'm so lucky to have you and will love you foreva and eva and EVAAA!! I don't care if we laugh too loud, I don't care if people stare, and I don't care if we make people sick... I love you more than Snooki loves pickles and I'm gunna let the whooooole world know! Lalalalaaaave you babes! —yours forever, B