To all you guys with soul patches—that little patch of hair under your bottom lip is so sexy, every time I look at it I get all hot and bothered because all I can think about is you rubbing it on me. Sure I'm talking to you, but that's all I'm thinking about. And the soul patch that runs in a line down to the chin? Wowza. Conjures up all kind of fun things & gives me shivers of excitement. Vive Le Soul Patch! —Soul Patch Sister