Girl with the heels at the cabin-inspired coffee shop, I can't stop thinking about you. You are the strangest looking thing. Your eyes are too big for your face and that smile is lopsided. Your hair is enormous and unruly. Your legs are fantastic. I watched you for an hour. You read the Globe and Mail, but only the arts section. Keep being a weirdo. In the meantime, I'll be haunting the chair near the moose. —Coffee Lover