Thursday, June 30, 2011
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Are you hungry? Feed till you're full. Wink wink nod nod! Lots of love - insert public show of affection here. —Your 'Full Meal' Dealer
I love you. I love your burritos, I love your coffee, and of course, I love your ice cream. You're all so sweet. I love you, please never leave my north end life. —A Regular
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Ever since I caught you watching your Twilight DVD, I knew you were gay. I just want you to know that I'm ok with it. You don't have to hide it and over-compensate by acting like a tough white supremacist. I know you were badly hurt when the exchange student you fancied rejected you and went back home for the summer, but eventually you'll meet Mr. Right... so please leave Mr. Right-Wing and stop your act.
It's ok to be gay. Your dad and I love you just the same and we just want you to be happy. It's time for you to remove your mask and embrace your homosexuality. —Ihre Mutter
Dear best friend, you left this little country south of Canada to go find your love in Hali. Not being able to call or text you, randomly crash your family parties, or go on adventures in the city is... foreign. I never realized how much I'd miss you until you were really gone. I hope you find everything you're looking for. —Snortney
Monday, June 27, 2011
You rode out in front of me on a bike, in a purple dress and I exclaimed in French, my enchantedness. So glorious, and perfect was your female form, I immediately went home and spent the next 6 hours making a water painting, something I've never actually done before. I think I might have just been insanely high... —The Great Dali's Apprentice
After having dreams about you for the last three months, the loose ends that you left are starting to get to me. I'm not IN love with you anymore, and nor are you in love with me, but the fact that we were best friends, and I have no idea why you've been so mad at me all this time, is really throwing me off. I love you. I miss you. The dream you wants us to talk. —Great White
To the driver of the #1 Spring Garden to Dartmouth, that pulled up to next to my car on Spring Garden at Summer last night and started to rock out to the heavy heavy tunes coming from my car, I waved as you pulled into the stop you waved back with the devil horns \m/. —Metal Loving Sunday Evening Drive
A big MUAH to all the amazing peeps at certain bar on Saturday night! After a depressing week and being cowardly dumped in a Facebook message by a guy I was seeing for a bit citing ‘I’m not ready to date’ and then despite him showing up at the same bar and making out with some other chick (a-ha!) I had an AMAZING time! Everyone made me feel so special and so loved. The energetic dance floor made me feel like I was dancing with everyone, and not just on my own. And Fiona, wow! I would switch teams for you in an instant, beautiful! Thanks for all the love! XO—I’ll be Seeing you at Pride
I love that you read. I love that Dante gets you excited. I love that you know authors I mention. I love that you are always smiling. I love that you love your job that most people would hate. I love talking to you.
I hate that I am on my way out of this town.
Keep reading girl and keep smiling. —Book Turd