Tuesday, August 9, 2011
I look forward to seeing you more than I should. I think you look forward to seeing me more than you should. Yet we're locked in a socio-political stalemate that states we cannot come within four sexual kilometers of each other. Too bad for that, because between us, we're producing enough pheromones to take down a medium sized elephant. But thank you for sharing them with me. Please don't be afraid of what will happen if you share a little more. I won't tell on you. —The Funny Girl
Zombie Jill Valentine: Thanks for not eating me on Sunday afternoon, even after you told me I looked so tasty. Fancy a bite sometime? —Fat Apollo
Monday, August 8, 2011
To the redhead at a bar on Argyle St Friday night: you must be Circe - I can't forget your whimsical radiance. You offered a high-five. I complimented your English. Too clever at your expense and I don't know why... was that your boyfriend? I regret my wit and vow to be more honest and less clever, and hope we meet again. Tea? —Ulysses
I want to send some well deserved love to my meat peeps at the weekend market in Dartmouth. You know who you are with your amazing thick bacon and succulent brisket. Your thin cut roast beef haunts my dreams now and I know you love all your animals and treat them good until you kill them and feed them to me. God bless your steroid free meats and your juicy bacon hearts. —Bacon Queen
To the beautiful black man with the beautiful boxer at Shubie Park last Saturday, wow... exquisite! I wish I had had the nerve to stop you and tell you how beautiful you really were, but I was rendered speechless, and that's somethin'. Here's hoping I see you again and even more so, can muster up the nerve to say something witty. —Tongue Tied
It has been a wonderful journey together. You my love are everything I have ever wanted in life. Life was nothing more then a circuit before you consistently repeating and nothing special nor to be proud of... Until meeting you. I have shorted my circuit, and am enjoying life for a change. Life is beautiful and new, never in a loop, and something to be proud of. This is all because you are by my side, I love you darling. Thank you for giving me life. I love you, Aeris... Always and forever. —Altair
This one's for the awesome bus driver who looks like Rod Stewart. You drive me home from the Mumford terminal at 5:35 on Mondays and Tuesdays on the 2 Wedgewood via Main. I'm always the last one on the bus, and you seem like the nicest guy ever. Maybe one day I'll have enough courage to talk to you. I don't know if you realize you look like Rod Stewart, but it's awesome either way. I notice you always drink out of a Dasani water bottle, I'm a little bit of a green freak, so maybe one day if we ever become friends, I'll present you with a re-usable one. Thanks for being the coolest bus driver ever! —Yellow Girl
Thanks for sharing your pot at the Arcade Fire concert. I think your name was Dominique. You asked if I had papers, so I let you use my pipe. I was already high and so I ended up spilling a lot of your weed, but you were super nice about it. I remember you saying "Don't worry about it! It's a concert! Who cares!" after I apologized. I still feel terrible for spilling it and I promise to share if I ever see you again! Thank you for being so awesome! —Curly Haired Girl
I just want to say how grateful I am that there are people like you in this world. Today, I met a sweet little dog who had been born without working hind legs. He pulled himself along really well with his front legs. He lived with a few other dogs and was just like one of the family. He was such a loving little guy. I have a lot of love for anyone who gives animals like these a chance. When I'm finished school and have the time and money to care for a pet full-time, I'm going to be one of them. —Thank God for Animals