We met in the fall and our paths have crossed a few times since. You discussed your love of Latin and described yourself as being "drenched in Neo-Platonism." You charmed me to the point where I can't string together coherent sentences when I try to talk to you. Thanks for reminding me that this city is still home to gorgeous, smart and funny women, even if I don't have the slightest clue how to talk to them. If I ever figure out how to talk to you without sounding like a blubbering idiot I would love to buy you dinner or a few cups of coffee. —Awkward But Smitten