I only met you this weekend, but baby, I can already tell you are crazy weird, and I LOVE it. Your standoffish creativity is incredibly attractive, and your no BS attitude along with your innocent yet mischievous demeanour is making me go crazy waiting to hear from you again.

I wish we hadn't met/went home together when we were drunk and at a party/at the bar on Saturday night because you are just insanely cute and I would definitely like to get to know you better than that. Even if we don't "go out," you're super fun to be around, and my ideal night together wouldn't involve booze, but would involve some of the finest smoke, an extremely large canvas, an assortment of colourful paint, and some psychedelic space music. You feel me baby? —Your Blonde, Lumberjack, DJ Extraordinaire