Happy Birthday! —Me

This is to our little doogie, who was the best dog ever! We love you so much and that will continue for the rest of our days. We will always remember that you were the sweetest, cutest and funniest part of every day you were here. Needless to say, it was because of you that we made it through the toughest part of our lives. Even in your passing, you have taught us many of life’s most important lessons. We will walk on in this life with you in our hearts and be sure to make you proud. Enjoy your long sleepy and we hope the food is everything you could have dreamed. We will be walking past your hill each day so look out for us! Life just isn’t the same without you and never will be. — In Our <3’s Forever

I hate how I'm crushing on you so bad but am too terrified to make a move. Frankly, I think you are out of my league, but the few times we have hung out we seem to click well. Everyone keeps telling me to just go for it, and maybe someday I will, but for now... —I

I understand you just got out of another long-term relationship. But let’s be serious here---a night of great conversation, great dance floor shenanigans and great spontaneous balcony sex does not come around as frequently as we’d all like. My biggest mistake last Thursday was walking you home and not grabbing your number before we parted ways. However, you do have my business card, so send me an email---just to let me know you’re out there. And in six months, once you’ve dabbled and dipped your way through the single life waters---we’ll get in touch and do it again. —Mr. Shoulders

To the local shop that just opened a new location on South Park Street, I love you! Your gelato rocks, your staff are super friendly (and give lots of samples!) and everything being made on-site just rocks my socks. Just looking at the paninis make me drool. The art show was also super cool. I'll definitely be a regular because I can't wait to try all the goodies. —Gotta Get Me Gelatti

Thank you! Not gonna lie, I did complain more than I should have but now I look back and I realize how much I've learned! I am so thankful I picked you! Halifax has lots of opportunity to give! LONG LIFE TO YOU! I won't forget you. —Me

Some people think that if a woman has really thin ankles that she should never leave her house. In France all the models have very thin ankles. Thin ankles show the slender leg off better in high heels. A very well known morning talk show host has exquisite tiny ankles and she is very PROUD of her tiny ankles. Recently on The Coast I believe a male commented that a certain individual's ankles were so thin, she should never leave her house. Personally it does not matter to me what the size of a woman's ankle is, thin, average or above average. Who in their right mind would care anyways what the size of a woman's ankles are? I happen to be just watching the Shopping Channel on TV and one of the models has a beautiful set of thin ankles. Yea, for the LOVE OF THIN ANKLES. —Hot in Heels

Let's fuck, then cuddle until 3pm again, OK? Maybe I'll make the pancakes this time. —Pleased and Pounded Pussy

Thank you so much for giving me the inside scoop on our work. When I told you that they make me feel like every day is my last I was not kidding. You never know if you are doing well because there is no positive feedback. Your words of encouragement and letting me know that I'm doing a fantastic job have really lifted a shit couple of months for me! Thank you! —J

I can't fucking wait to get trashed and party it up with you when you return. —It's Been Lonely Without Your Sass