We found each other in the oddest of places, a late-night gas station. Really, I found you. After seeing your big smile—and even bigger hair—for the first time, you never left my mind. It didn't take long for me to discover that your heart and personality, much like your teeth and locks, were also shining. Love can be found where you least expect it, and what a year it's been. I know you're keepin' it real in the east, I'll be back for you! —Your P-dot Lady