To the ladies who work at a certain downtown jerk chicken dealer: You are so beautiful. Your faces are stunning and your smiles are explosive. It made my day just seeing you two. I can't eat spicy so I haven't tried the food yet, but my sister and boyfriend rave about it, and you two. I was in a state of awe just from your beautiful personalities. You're spicing up the downtown and I love it. —A Spicy Tear to the Eye