To the girl with the bad ass bacon tattoo on your hand, we ride the bus together quite often. I think you have the most charming smile. Last night on the bus, a very very annoying teenager decided to use his Blackberry as a boombox. You politely offered him your headphones. He laughed. You politely asked him to turn it down. He laughed and turned his music up. What you did next made my day for a very long time. You got up, took his phone turned his music off, and tossed the phone to the other end of the bus. The entire boss clapped, I am sure every single one of us on the bus was day dreaming of doing exactly what you did. Thank you for being such a bad ass and making all of our nights. If you are single, strike up a convo with me, I'd love to get to know you. —Redhead with the Red Glasses