To the adorable waiter at a Spring Garden restaurant with glasses and a beard: You laughed and told me you liked my disney sweater. My friend and I giggled as you tried to get through the specials even though you were having a hard time remembering (we had already heard them, but you were too cute and I didn't want to interrupt). I think you're rad, and had I had a little more courage I might of written my number next to the picture I drew on your paper table covering. Maybe next time! —Girl in the Bambi Sweater