Dear employee of a fairly ubiquitous pizza chain - I support artistic expression as much as the next person, and so I was delighted to receive a pizza that eschewed traditional triangular slices. I opened the box to find 19 portions, a dizzying combination of rectangles and ambiguous shapes of varying sizes. I'm intrigued - were you trying to recreate the CBC logo? Or were you trying out a new pizza cutter and went a bit overboard? Whatever your intentions, I can now eat 7 slices of pizza without getting full. - DQ