Before it ended, she told me you were the only man she'd ever felt at peace with, but it never worked out because you had a career in Toronto. Then last month I saw you two together and I realized you came all this way to be with her and my broken heart started to heal. I love her so much that I'm truly happy she dumped me and finally figured out what she really wanted was you. I'm glad I got to shake your hand, brother, and thanks for being there for her. —The Worst Boyfriend She Ever Had