to the kind individual who noticed i left my keys (presumably) sitting on the roof of my car while swimming at crystal crescent beach this past long weekend, and thought to cleverly tuck them away in my gas tank nozzle for me to discover, i sincerely thank you. it is people like you who make me proud to be part of the human race, and i can assure you that i plan to pay it forward at the next opportunity that presents itself. —forgetful fellow