You're the prettiest troll I know. I hope you read this and that you know exactly who this is. It's not hard to tell. I also hope that others in Halifax treat you as good as I hope that a troll like you should be treated. Nonetheless, I can't wait for your return, where I can give you an awkward hug and we can laugh about my inability to hug. Or mostly you will laugh and I'll be that red-faced emoji. —Your Worst Frenemy