Old James Dean Monroe
Hands out flowers at the Shop-N-Go
Hopes for money but all he gets is fear
And the wind blows up his coat
And this he scribbles on a perfume note
"If I'm not here, then you're not here"
And he says, "Call me Miscreation,
I'm a walking celebration"
My friend, o lawdy,
Went to take care of her own body,
And she got shot down in the road
She looked up before she went,
Said, "This isn't really what I meant"
And the daily news said,"Two with one stone"
And I say, "Hey there, Miscreation,
Bring a flower, time is wasting"
We got loud guitars and big suspicions,
Great big guns and small ambitions,
And we still argue over who is God
And I say, "Hey there Miscreation,
Bring a flower time is wasting
we all need a revelation"
—A Beautiful Crow

I like the small things in life. Running amok, sailing into the mystic, and Art Garfunkel. I like nonsensical dancing, most colors, staring at people and grapefruit juice. I like the game minesweeper. I like stopping to smell most flowers, punching the air, Pink Floyd, surf punk and pictures of sheep. I like talking about youtube videos that are about unicycles, heroic animals and pottery. I like when wild animals kill people. I like THC, LSD, MDMA and watching 24hr news. I like all large scale natural disasters, onion rings and lemon lime soda. I like believing in my self, even though i know I'm stupid. I like tits. Small, medium, large, extra large, floppy, firm, fucked up nipples. I don't discriminate. When it comes to tits at least. Every other form of discrimination I like on a case to case bases. I like taking off work boots, fishing with a friend, and lying about my name. I like listening to talk radio, and real deep base filled burps. Rock! I like some types of rock, like lime stone. I like people that are better than me, because I learn from them. I like people that i think I'm better than, because they make me feel better about myself. Paradoxically i dislike being around most people. I like all nice dogs. Who doesn't? You'd have to be a real asshole not to like a friendly dog. Ice cream? You know I like ice cream. Cupful of baking soda?... Of coarse, keeps the fridge fresh. I like whales and trying to communicate with plants. I like seeing multiple murders ....of crows. —tornado of fire

You have your bike, your cat and your secret jokes that cause you to smile quietly to yourself on the bus. He never knew what a gem you are, because he never gave your chance. Give yourself a chance and learn to smile again, Lusty. He hasn't crushed the light of your heart and he was dark, cruel and abusive. Lady Ace, stroll on. —Jack of Hearts

From a thousand miles away I can't really see the fog and the rain and the cold, so maybe that's why I miss you so much. I miss your streets and your history; your views and your corners; your shorelines and your curves. I miss you, Nova Scotia, dreadfully. Even the fog. —Far, Far Away

I am in awe of the staff at the veterinary ER in Burnside. You deal on a daily basis with the reality of people who share their lives with animals having to make that final decision. To send their friend on one last journey away from pain and their deteriorating body, you do it with such gentleness, empathy and compassion that is truly humbling and, on Friday, so very much appreciated. We are grateful to you all, and especially to Sophie, who seemed to sense that we were having a truly terrible night and nestled between us for pats and head rubs. The pain we feel at the loss of a beloved cat is the trade we make for the unconditional love of a pet, and while that may be a harsh bargain, it is a just one. Thank you so much for making that last terrible act of mercy as easy as humanly possible. —Puffy's Mom & Dad

I found the love of my life in this city.. I didn't come here with a lot and now I found someone I want to be with for the rest of my life. I love You CB ! —YoursTruly

Not gonna lie, it's at the point where every time I see you I want to jump your bones. I can't stand the thought of you being with her, especially when I know how you feel about me. I even tried distracting myself with someone else, but my heart can only be satiated by your touch. —Lady Lust

Was at the lower deck on Saturday night, security staff are professional and very good and low key. Get it done, keep patrons safe, don't make a scene. Way to go, had a great safe fun time —Out of town visitors

Thank you for delivering the much anticipated bounty of delicious Spartans ! You know who you are... —The 5532 collective

Fairy-pendant girl, The other day (Saturday), my mother and I stopped into a good old Mumford department store for an area rug and other inconsequential household items. You rang me in, and then we confused the heck out of you by both trying to pay at the same time, with different means of payment. I'm sorry we confused you, you were altogether too sweet about the whole ordeal. If it wasn't at your place of business, I would have tried to find an excuse to keep talking to you. Rock on. —Lavender Hair + Ratty Jeans