To the striking blonde who plays baseball with two small boys at Wickwire Field: you bring so much joy into this world and I wonder if you even know it. From your beaming, gap-toothed smile and your kind, generous movements to your moments of pure, unadulterated happiness; you truly are one in a million. Your presence in this coastal paradise is a real treat for those who surround you and love you. And, you rock the hell out of your goose sweater!
—An admirer and fellow baseball enthusiast