To the sexy biker dude at the Mod Mansion Last weekend:  When I first saw you I actually thought I missed Halloween. Sober me would have kept that to myself but in my drunken stupor I tried to make a joke out of it and your friends vacated the scene in horror. I apologized, you were very kind and said don't worry about it. Still, I feel terrible. The truth is, you really pulled off that look. —Drunken Fool

To the guy on the bus that that was sleeping, sorry for waking you up. You were sleeping for the last 10 stops though! I just didn't want you to miss your stop. I hope you can forgive me and I hope you make it home soon so you can finish your nap. —Trying Too Hard to be Helpful

I made the switch over to a large gym recently, and was a bit unsure about working out in and navigating through a new space. This gym attracts a more bro-like demographic than gyms that I have used in the past and, boy, did that make me feel nervous. However, my fears could not have been more unfounded. Every person I have encountered through my daily workouts has been so respectful and understanding of the fact that a gym is, at its core, a communal space. Thank you for allowing me to recognize my own biases and proving me wrong at every turn! —Happier and Fitter

You are a beautiful, genuine and rare person. If others can't see your light they weren't meant to...they're dimwits and jealous of you! STOP GIVING A FUCK! Cee Bee you are perfect. In every way. The things you say, the things you do, and they way you look. No one is like you, no one is better than you. I love you no matter what. I always will. —Bee Cee

You said you like my style, and I wish I had half a brain to tell you about your adorable smile. You caught me off guard. If only the customer behind me wasn't so adamant about getting through, I would've enjoyed talking to you more. You made my bitter cold day a little warmer. I hope that your smile shines as bright as the sunny days you talk about. —Cherry Chapstick