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Team Coast
on Mon, Jul 16, 2018 at 11:57 AM
I'd like to nominate my roommate for making the best breakfast sandwiches in the city. She poaches her eggs the same way she poaches my heart with coffee each morning. Except she actually fries them, and they're delicious. —Used to be a vegan
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Team Coast
on Mon, Jul 16, 2018 at 11:49 AM
I was eating a pear. You were walking to your car. We had just finished a late evening yoga class. You were more handsome than Hades but it’s your kind eyes and smile that got me. I thought about how I should have asked for your name the the whole way home. I would love to know you, if you have the space for that.
—Just a man with a moustache
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Team Coast
on Mon, Jul 16, 2018 at 11:39 AM
We work together and you are much older than me. I know you’re attracted to me, you said so yourself! I’m into you, and I think that you’re pretty hot.
I think we could have some fun, but I’m one shy lady. Let’s smoke a joint and make out or whatever.
—girl with the ponytail
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Team Coast
on Tue, Jul 10, 2018 at 1:25 PM
This is for the rockin' gal I met climbing the cliffs at Blomidon this past Sunday looking for amethyst. You were the gem of the day. Regret not exchanging a little more info.
Keep on rockin'
—Just another rock hound
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Team Coast
on Tue, Jul 10, 2018 at 1:21 PM
Yesterday, I threw a coin in the fountain and wished for you to be mine. Now, I patiently wait for the universe to do its magic. I can’t wait for results to see what fate has in store for us!
—I may be a tad superstitious
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Team Coast
on Tue, Jul 10, 2018 at 1:20 PM
I stopped to help you with routine maintenance on your Dad's Subaru. Hope I was of some use and brightened your day in the midst of a family health crisis. Sorry to introduce myself twice. I was absolutely gaga and couldn't think straight. Hope I didn't seem like a blithering idiot! Hope your loved one makes a complete recovery. Wanted to give you a hug and regret I didn't!
—What do you get when you cross a Newf with a stunning Ontarian by way of Tuscon...
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Team Coast
on Tue, Jul 10, 2018 at 1:10 PM
To the lovely fellow who was having a small yard sale on Agricola Street on Monday: Thank you! My partner and I came to look over your collection of VHS tapes and DVDs and ended up staying to chat.
I hope you see this so you can know that we really enjoyed talking with you and went straight home after to enjoy the DVDs you sold us. I love these films and will treasure them. I could tell they meant a lot to you, and now they mean a lot to us, too.
I hope that the money you earned selling your treasures helps you get wherever it is you're trying to go <3
—Your cinephile neighbour
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Team Coast
on Tue, Jul 3, 2018 at 2:51 PM
We’ve shared friendly glances on several occasions. You, a guy with long-ish brown hair (usually in ballcap), very unique style and a nice energy about you. Me, short brown hair, either running or driving (hint: white car). Anyway, I would like to turn the shy glances into actual conversation. Hopefully you read The Coast—most millennials do…right?
—femme fatale
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Team Coast
on Tue, Jul 3, 2018 at 2:38 PM
You can't show up drunk anymore. I can't take care of you all night once every few weeks. I can't love you. I can't watch you push and pull away. It leaves me feeling a sort of terrible. I don't manage very well, and I'm trying so hard to live a good life. I know you are, too, but you're right: you can't care for me in the capacity that I need.
So do as you do. Whatever happened between you and me truly doesn't matter. What does matter is that you get a little better, and a little better, and a little better still. What matters is I can allow my guts to connect to a person who is capable of caring back. Take care of yourself, and please please please: Just be safe.
—Apocalypse snacks
