I saw you working the circulation desk (Sunday 4ish) at the KG Library…blue-eyed with long reddish hair. You left me breathless. Absolutely stunning. Our eyes locked and I blushed, looking away...didn't want to make you uncomfortable. —Helly Hansen

Blonde, glasses, friendly! You are such an stellar RMT, and your sessions ease my chronic pain, and your personality is great! I can’t help but feel some flirtation between us? We can talk about pups and prison shows anytime! If not, thank you for the treatments. You’ve been nothing but professional and bubbly! —See Ya Friday

To the lovely lady in the blue dress, you don't deserve to be treated like you were. Had I been in a different capacity I would have told your husband off for the way he spoke to you. You're a beautiful woman, both in looks and personality. He really hit the jackpot, he just hasn't realized or appreciated it yet. I'm glad you dragged him away before he got hurt. I just wish he could have paid before he did… —Concerned Man in Black

To the charming girl who was in a north end resto the other night with her mother. You might not have noticed but your waiter was thoroughly crushing on you and your beautiful personality. He also appreciated the double tip. —Smitten Server

I was next to you for most of the show at Marquee last night. I had wanted to talk to you all night but in the end we chatted, danced, and I thought there may have been a spark there. Then the show ended and my social inadequacy paralyzed me and I said nothing. It's always like this. Maybe I'll see you again and not be a dummy. —Black Glasses

Just wanna say thank you to the most excellent mosh pit at the HPX show last night! You folks were picking people up the second they fell and being super rough but also super safe. You even helped me find my glasses when they flew off my face (why did I wear glasses in a mosh pit? We'll never know.) I had a blast thrashing around with ya. —Needs New Glasses

We met not that long ago and apparently before. Hopefully we will meet again. I stuttered because of your beauty and my words only half came out. Hopefully we meet again so that I can speak what I want to say. —Super

To the sexy biker dude at the Mod Mansion Last weekend:  When I first saw you I actually thought I missed Halloween. Sober me would have kept that to myself but in my drunken stupor I tried to make a joke out of it and your friends vacated the scene in horror. I apologized, you were very kind and said don't worry about it. Still, I feel terrible. The truth is, you really pulled off that look. —Drunken Fool

You said you like my style, and I wish I had half a brain to tell you about your adorable smile. You caught me off guard. If only the customer behind me wasn't so adamant about getting through, I would've enjoyed talking to you more. You made my bitter cold day a little warmer. I hope that your smile shines as bright as the sunny days you talk about. —Cherry Chapstick