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Saturday, November 2, 2019
When I go up to the bank teller, it’s because I have less than the minimum $20 the ATM will dispense in my account and I need my money. When I get up to the counter, I'll say, "Can I withraw the funds in my account?" The teller then proceeds to tell me my balance (which I already know), announcing the fact that I have eight dollars and 45 cents in my account, loud enough for the whole lineup behind me to hear. HELLO! Could you not announce my net worth to the whole fucking bank please? I know how much I have in there, duh. Then the teller always asks next if I would like the whole amount. What do you think? Of course, duh! I'll take the whole fortune.
—Lower Your Voice
—Lower Your Voice
Friday, November 1, 2019
Why must you suck so much? Please stop. I just want to go home but my bus just never came.
—Busser
—Busser
I'm pissed at a certain auto body place. They damaged a head liner during a recent repair at their shop and refused to fix it. The owner is a very unethical business owner, and I wouldn't recommend taking your wheelbarrow there to be fixed. The owner doesn't have any backbone to face the customer, but runs and hides so he doesn't have to deal with the issue. Little man syndrome.
—Damaged Head Liner
—Damaged Head Liner
Thursday, October 31, 2019
Am I your dad…think about it. America is a duck…think about it. Am I in your closet…think about it. Are you wearing a wig…think about it. Am I annoying…think about it…
—Think About It
—Think About It
Big shout-out to all the extra Y Chromosome types who are so starved for attention that they feel an entitlement to block the front entrance and share with the driver their autobiography, snippets of life-affirming wisdom and observations about the state of the world. Shut the fuck up. Sit the fuck down.
—Ross A. Parksandrec
—Ross A. Parksandrec
Wednesday, October 30, 2019
Enough with the clowns and the constant ads for the Joker movie and the It movie. Both are so over and done, they've been remade a million times. BORING! Every time I go to a movie site it's all clowns. Make something original for once. This stupid shit sucks.
—Down With The Clown
—Down With The Clown
Saturday, October 19, 2019
I saw a girl walking down the street the other day while reading a paperback novel. Ignoring the world around her, just walking along the sidewalk with a book held in front of her face. Zombies: Quit living in fantasyland and join the life abundant, before you go splat.
—Go To The Library And Read, Dummy
—Go To The Library And Read, Dummy
Friday, October 18, 2019
I love my job BECAUSE I'm drunk! I'll drink in the washroom all I like, thank you very much. What cha gonna do about it? I have an hour lunch break to kill, so chug a lug, it's cheaper than a pub. This Bud's For You, bitch!
—It's 5:00 Somewhere!
—It's 5:00 Somewhere!
My beloved non-profit is being driven literally into the ground, by the same sociopathic manager of another NGO referenced in The Coast a few years back. God help us and our service users. When the provincial funders act, it'll be too late. Heart-breaking to watch.
—Helpless
—Helpless
Thursday, October 17, 2019
To the Bitch writer complaining about anti-fascists: LMAO! How many truth pills did you take to reach that conclusion? You should really seek some help instead of venting on the internet about your hate towards others. And to The Coast, shame on you for publishing this person's Bitch wherein the person is placing a mental diagnosis on others with no proof. You're publishing abuse and it's embarrassing.
—Good Job, Ya Did Good
—Good Job, Ya Did Good